Howie Schwartz (Parody Video) Arrested!
Press Release, Norwalk Ct: July 16, 2009
(This is a paradoy video/post)
Howie Schwartz has often been heard bragging at Internet Marketing conferences that he feels responsible for 1% of Google’s spam. Therefore it was of little surprise to students attending Mr. Schwartz’s IM Leadership workshop today that the Google Police had finally caught up with him.
Officer “Radar” Roy and his squad of officers took Mr. Schwartz into custody without incident on an outstanding warrant for conspiracy to violate Google’s Web Masters Guidelines that was issued by Judge Matt Cutts of the Google Supreme Court. During Mr. Schwartz’s arrest, he was found to be concealing several Squidoo Lenses and a pack of Twitters on his person.
Immediately following the arrest officers seized computers, notes and other training materials from the attendees as evidence.
Officer “Radar” Roy commented “It was a difficult investigation tracking down Mr. Schwartz as he often hides his identity behind proxy servers.” The officer’s big break came from an informant that had close ties with Mr. Schwartz who was upset that he was portrayed in an advertisement in drag.
Jimmy Choo, a handbag designer whose product was made famous in the movie “Sex in the City” commented “It’s finally a relief that the Google authorities finally caught up with this prolific Google spammer. Now hopefully Howies social media pages will be removed and I can get my website back onto the first page of Google.”
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sweet spot.
Why stupid?
Peaked your interest and got you to the site didn’t so it must had worked?
I thought it was kind of funny you ask me!
Not even the new Google Caffeine will stop Howie Schwartz!
Wow, so funny. Just can’t imagine what Matt Cutts would say about this.
Actually, I hear Matt Cutts is Judge, Jury and the Hangman.
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Thank you for your post about last nights meetup!!! – Radar Roy….
I purchased 18 blog sites from one of Howie’s programs. I was told I would be making money hand over fist. I haven’t made a dime and the sites are getting less than 20 hits a day many from China. Howie also stated in his sales copy that if you weren’t’ satisfied with the program you couldn’t ask for a refund until after four months after the sites were up and running. I paid 2,497 for the program. At this rate I’ll be 110 years old before breaking even. I contacted support April 3 for the second time and was told that my refund period had expired on March 28th. This sites weren’t even up until late Feb early March. This is not sour grapes but bad marketing!
Howie Schwartz—Caveat Emptor—-Buyer Beware!!!!!
Jim,
How much time and effort have you put into these blogs since you have purchased them? Have you written new articles, did any keyword research, got backlinks to the sites?
You get back what you put in.
Howie sold you a starter package for you to get started online, from there you have to follow through and add content.
You can make money doing this, it just requires a little hard work once in a while. You just cannot buy it and forget it
LOL! i had the chance to hang with Howie in Vegas few years
back awesome character and a great friend
Shaqir