Howie Schwartz (Parody Video) Arrested!

Press Release, Norwalk Ct: July 16, 2009
(This is a paradoy video/post)

Howie Schwartz has often been heard bragging at Internet Marketing conferences that he feels responsible for 1% of Google’s spam. Therefore it was of little surprise to students attending Mr. Schwartz’s IM Leadership workshop today that the Google Police had finally caught up with him.

Officer “Radar” Roy and his squad of officers took Mr. Schwartz into custody without incident on an outstanding warrant for conspiracy to violate Google’s Web Masters Guidelines that was issued by Judge Matt Cutts of the Google Supreme Court. During Mr. Schwartz’s arrest, he was found to be concealing several Squidoo Lenses and a pack of Twitters on his person.

Immediately following the arrest officers seized computers, notes and other training materials from the attendees as evidence.

Officer “Radar” Roy commented “It was a difficult investigation tracking down Mr. Schwartz as he often hides his identity behind proxy servers.” The officer’s big break came from an informant that had close ties with Mr. Schwartz who was upset that he was portrayed in an advertisement in drag.

Jimmy Choo, a handbag designer whose product was made famous in the movie “Sex in the City” commented “It’s finally a relief that the Google authorities finally caught up with this prolific Google spammer. Now hopefully Howies social media pages will be removed and I can get my website back onto the first page of Google.”